It’ll take a special kind of faith for anyone to make it through this gift box, tallying up at over two and a half pounds of pork, plus bread and chocolate.

Arkansas Peppered Bacon, Sam Edwards Virginia Breakfast Sausage Links, Broadbent’s Kentucky Smoked Sausage, Real Spanish Chorizo, Zingerman’s Peppered Bacon Farm Bread. And, to round things out, Mo’s Bacon Chocolate Bar.

Gift packaged in a canvas Zingerman’s tote bag.