There are some flavor combinations that are, on their face, improbable, yet, on the tongue, sublime. Take
blue cheese and Buffalo chicken wings. Coffee liqueur, heavy cream and vodka. Fried fish and
malt vinegar. Or bacon and chocolate.
Chances are your Valentine has a semi-private lust for bacon, or chocolate, and quite likely both. They don’t keep it from you. Why are you keeping the experience from them? Double down with more meaty chocolate smokey sweetness than they can deal with. They will never forgive forget you.