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Forbidden Foods Club

Forbidden Foods Club

The most dangerous food club in America.

A monthly subscription to diet-busting, allergy-inducing, religious-lawbreaking foods.

These are the foods you've been warned of. They're too rich. They're too salty. Their hooves are too cloven. But oh, are they ever delicious.

Send this to someone who likes a joke and eats for pleasure, not principle.

Like all our monthly clubs, it ships for free.

Extra shipping charges for shipments to Alaska or Hawaii.

"For the politically incorrect."
Charles Passy, Wall Street Journal

Forbidden Foods Club

G-FFC-3 3 month
  • Month 1:
    Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork
  • Month 2:
    Lactose Intolerance: Real Cheese
  • Month 3:
    High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories
  • RETIRED

    Forbidden Foods Club

    G-FFC-6 6 month
  • Month 1:
    Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork
  • Month 2:
    Lactose Intolerance: Real cheese
  • Month 3:
    High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories
  • Month 4:
    Vegan Villains
  • Month 5:
    Pro-Oxidant Overload: The opposite of anti-oxidants
  • Month 6:
    Gluten Filled: Baked by Zingerman's Paesano Bread, Farm Bread - 3 Pound Round, Ginger Jump Up Molasses Cookie
  • RETIRED