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Forbidden Foods Club

The most dangerous food club in America.

A monthly subscription to diet-busting, allergy-inducing, religious-lawbreaking foods.

These are the foods you've been warned of. They're too rich. They're too salty. Their hooves are too cloven. But oh, are they ever delicious.

Send this to somone who likes a joke and eats for pleasure, not principle.

Like all our monthly clubs, it ships for free.

Extra shipping charges for shipments to Alaska or Hawaii.

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"For the politically incorrect."
Charles Passy, Wall Street Journal

Forbidden Foods Club

G-FFC-3 3 month
  • Month 1:
    Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork Grandma Broadbent's Kentucky Breakfast Sausage, Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar, Hickory Smoked Duroc Bacon
  • Month 2:
    Lactose Intolerance: Real Cheese Valserena Parmigiano Reggiano, Dutch Gouda, Reading Raclette Cheese
  • Month 3:
    High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories Buenos Aires Brownie, Spanish Chocolate Dipped Figs, ’Nduja Spicy Meat Spread
  • $180
    ON VACATION
    Returning October 2019

    Forbidden Foods Club

    G-FFC-6 6 month
  • Month 1:
    Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork Grandma Broadbent's Kentucky Breakfast Sausage, Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar, Hickory Smoked Duroc Bacon
  • Month 2:
    Lactose Intolerance: Real cheese Valserena Parmigiano Reggiano, Dutch Gouda, Reading Raclette Cheese
  • Month 3:
    High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories Buenos Aires Brownie, Spanish Chocolate Dipped Figs, ’Nduja Spicy Meat Spread
  • Month 4:
    Vegan Villains Nor'easter Vermont Cheddar, Spencer's Irish-Style Back Bacon, Portuguese Sardines
  • Month 5:
    Pro-Oxidant Overload: The opposite of anti-oxidants Zingerman's Salt Potato Chips, Smoked Mussels, Borsellino Piccante Salami, Zingerman's Barbecue Potato Chips
  • Month 6:
    Gluten Filled: Baked by Zingerman's Paesano Bread, Farm Bread - 3 Pound Round, Ginger Jump Up Molasses Cookie
  • $350
    ON VACATION
    Returning October 2019

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