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Forbidden Foods Club

The most dangerous food club in America.

A monthly subscription to diet-busting, allergy-inducing, religious-lawbreaking foods.

These are the foods you've been warned of. They're too rich. They're too salty. Their hooves are too cloven. But oh, are they ever delicious.

Send this to somone who likes a joke and eats for pleasure, not principle.

Like all our monthly clubs, it ships for free.

$10 extra per installment for shipments to Alaska or Hawaii.

Want to let the recipient know what they're in for? Download this card and give it to them in person!

"For the politically incorrect."
Charles Passy, Wall Street Journal

The Forbidden Foods Club will begin shipping in October, after the weather cools off. If you'd like to get a reminder when it's available again, use the "Tell me when it's back in stock" link below!

Forbidden Foods Club

G-FFC-3 3 month
  • Month 1:
    Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork Grandma Broadbent's Kentucky Breakfast Sausage, Arkansas Peppered Bacon, Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
  • Month 2:
    Lactose Intolerance: Real Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano, Dutch Gouda, Cabot Clothbound Cheddar
  • Month 3:
    High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories Buenos Aires Brownie, Spiced Pecans: Sharon's Favorite, Manchester Cheese
  • $180
    ON VACATION
    Returning October 2016

    Forbidden Foods Club

    G-FFC-6 6 month
  • Month 1:
    Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork Grandma Broadbent's Kentucky Breakfast Sausage, Arkansas Peppered Bacon, Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
  • Month 2:
    Lactose Intolerance: Real cheese Parmigiano Reggiano, Dutch Gouda, Cabot Clothbound Cheddar
  • Month 3:
    High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories Buenos Aires Brownie, Spiced Pecans: Sharon's Favorite, Manchester Cheese
  • Month 4:
    Vegan Villains Cabot Zingerman's Cheddar, Spencer's Irish-Style Back Bacon, Portuguese Sardines
  • Month 5:
    Hypertensive Episode: Salt where it should be, salt where it maybe shouldn't be Pecan Blondie, Celtic Sea Salt Caramels, Borsellino Piccante Salami
  • Month 6:
    Know Carbs: Baked by Zingerman's Paesano Bread, Farm Bread - 3 Pound Round, Ginger Jump Up Molasses Cookie
  • $350
    ON VACATION
    Returning October 2016

    Randomly Generated Deliciousness

    Piparra Peppers

    Piparra Peppers

    $10
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    Pic's Peanut Butter

    Pic's Peanut Butter

    $15
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    Classic and Apricot Mixed Rugelach Gift Box

    Classic and Apricot Mixed Rugelach Gift Box

    $30
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    Kalinga Unoy Sun Dried Rice

    Kalinga Unoy Sun Dried Rice

    $10
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