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Forbidden Foods Club

The most dangerous food club in America.

A monthly subscription to diet-busting, allergy-inducing, religious-lawbreaking foods.

These are the foods you've been warned of. They're too rich. They're too salty. Their hooves are too cloven. But oh, are they ever delicious.

Send this to somone who likes a joke and eats for pleasure, not principle.

Like all our monthly clubs, it ships for free.

$10 extra per installment for shipments to Alaska or Hawaii.

Want to let the recipient know what they're in for? Download this card and give it to them in person!

"For the politically incorrect."
Charles Passy, Wall Street Journal

Forbidden Foods Club

G-FFC-3 3 month
  • Month 1:
    Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork Grandma Broadbent's Kentucky Breakfast Sausage, Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar, Hickory Smoked Duroc Bacon
  • Month 2:
    Lactose Intolerance: Real Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano, Dutch Gouda, Reading Raclette Cheese
  • Month 3:
    High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories Buenos Aires Brownie, Spanish Chocolate Dipped Figs, Nduja Spicy Meat Spread
  • $180
    Free shipping

    Forbidden Foods Club

    G-FFC-6 6 month
  • Month 1:
    Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork Grandma Broadbent's Kentucky Breakfast Sausage, Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar, Hickory Smoked Duroc Bacon
  • Month 2:
    Lactose Intolerance: Real cheese Parmigiano Reggiano, Dutch Gouda, Reading Raclette Cheese
  • Month 3:
    High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories Buenos Aires Brownie, Spanish Chocolate Dipped Figs, Nduja Spicy Meat Spread
  • Month 4:
    Vegan Villains Nor'easter Vermont Cheddar, Spencer's Irish-Style Back Bacon, Portuguese Sardines
  • Month 5:
    Hypertensive Episode: Salt where it should be, salt where it maybe shouldn't be Pecan Blondie, Celtic Sea Salt Caramels, Borsellino Piccante Salami
  • Month 6:
    Know Carbs: Baked by Zingerman's Paesano Bread, Farm Bread - 3 Pound Round, Ginger Jump Up Molasses Cookie
  • $350
    Free shipping

    Randomly Generated Deliciousness

    New Deli Crumbcake

    New Deli Crumbcake

    $40 - $65
    Free shipping
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    Apple Bacon Coffeecake

    Apple Bacon Coffeecake

    $45 - $50
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    Juniper & Thyme Bacon

    Juniper & Thyme Bacon

    $22
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    Tellicherry Indian Black Peppercorns

    Tellicherry Indian Black Peppercorns

    $9.50
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