Forbidden Foods Club

The most dangerous food club in America.

A monthly subscription to diet-busting, allergy-inducing, religious-lawbreaking foods.

These are the foods you've been warned off. They're too rich. They're too salty. Their hooves are too cloven. But oh, are they ever delicious.

Send this to somone who likes a joke and eats for pleasure, not principle.

Like all our monthly clubs, it ships for free.

$10 extra per installment for shipments to Alaska or Hawaii.

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"For the politically incorrect."
Charles Passy, Wall Street Journal

Forbidden Foods Club

G-FFC-3 3 month
  • Month 1:
    Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork Grandma Broadbent's Kentucky Breakfast Sausage, Arkansas Peppered Bacon, Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
  • Month 2:
    Lactose Intolerance: Real Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano, Boerenkaas Farmhouse Gouda, Great Lakes Cheshire
  • Month 3:
    High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories Buenos Aires Brownie, Manchester: Irene's favorite, Spanish Chocolate Dipped Figs (3 piece box)
  • $180
    Free shipping

    Forbidden Foods Club

    G-FFC-6 6 month
  • Month 1:
    Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork Grandma Broadbent's Kentucky Breakfast Sausage, Arkansas Peppered Bacon, Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
  • Month 2:
    Lactose Intolerance: Real cheese Parmigiano Reggiano, Boerenkaas Farmhouse Gouda, Great Lakes Cheshire
  • Month 3:
    High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories Buenos Aires Brownie, Manchester: Irene's favorite, Spanish Chocolate Dipped Figs (3 piece box)
  • Month 4:
    Vegan Villains Cabot Zingerman's Cheddar, Spencer's Back Bacon, Portuguese Sardines
  • Month 5:
    Hypertensive Episode: Salt where it should be, salt where it maybe shouldn't be Pecan Blondie, Celtic Sea Salt Caramels, Borsellino Piccante Salami
  • Month 6:
    Know Carbs: Baked by Zingerman's Paesano Bread, Farm Round, Ginger Jump Up Molasses Cookie
  • $350
    Free shipping
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