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Forbidden Foods Club

The most dangerous food club in America.

A monthly subscription to diet-busting, allergy-inducing, religious-lawbreaking foods.

These are the foods you've been warned of. They're too rich. They're too salty. Their hooves are too cloven. But oh, are they ever delicious.

Send this to somone who likes a joke and eats for pleasure, not principle.

Like all our monthly clubs, it ships for free.

$10 extra per installment for shipments to Alaska or Hawaii.

Want to let the recipient know what they're in for? Download this card and give it to them in person!

"For the politically incorrect."
Charles Passy, Wall Street Journal

Note: for the 6-month club, the first three installments will ship over the coming three months, then the club will go on vacation for the summer. The remaining three installments will resume shipping in October 2016.

Forbidden Foods Club

G-FFC-3 3 month
  • Month 1:
    Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork Grandma Broadbent's Kentucky Breakfast Sausage, Arkansas Peppered Bacon, Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
  • Month 2:
    Lactose Intolerance: Real Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano, Dutch Gouda, Cabot Clothbound Cheddar
  • Month 3:
    High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories Buenos Aires Brownie, Spiced Pecans, Nettle Meadow's Kunik
  • $180
    Free shipping

    Forbidden Foods Club

    G-FFC-6 6 month
  • Month 1:
    Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork Grandma Broadbent's Kentucky Breakfast Sausage, Arkansas Peppered Bacon, Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
  • Month 2:
    Lactose Intolerance: Real cheese Parmigiano Reggiano, Dutch Gouda, Cabot Clothbound Cheddar
  • Month 3:
    High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories Buenos Aires Brownie, Spiced Pecans, Nettle Meadow's Kunik
  • Month 4:
    Vegan Villains Cabot Zingerman's Cheddar, Spencer's Irish-Style Back Bacon, Portuguese Sardines
  • Month 5:
    Hypertensive Episode: Salt where it should be, salt where it maybe shouldn't be Pecan Blondie, Celtic Sea Salt Caramels, Borsellino Piccante Salami
  • Month 6:
    Know Carbs: Baked by Zingerman's Paesano Bread, Farm Bread - 3 Pound Round, Ginger Jump Up Molasses Cookie
  • $350
    Free shipping

    Randomly Generated Deliciousness

    Cabot Zingerman's Cheddar

    Cabot Zingerman's Cheddar

    $10
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    Speck Cured Pork

    Speck Cured Pork

    $14 - $56 ON SPECIAL $10 - $32
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    Chestnut Honey

    Chestnut Honey

    $16
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    Cranberry Pecan Bread

    Cranberry Pecan Bread

    $17
    ships 2 business days
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