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Forbidden Foods Club
The most dangerous food club in America.
A monthly subscription to diet-busting, allergy-inducing, religious-lawbreaking foods.
These are the foods you've been warned off. They're too rich. They're too salty. Their hooves are too cloven. But oh, are they ever delicious.
Send this to somone who likes a joke and eats for pleasure, not principle.
Like all our monthly clubs, it ships for free.
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Three Months |
Six Months |
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Month 1 |
Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork, including Broadbent Sausage, Arkansas Peppered Bacon, Mo's Bacon Bar |
Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork, including Broadbent Sausage, Arkansas Peppered Bacon, Mo's Bacon Bar |
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Month 2 |
Anaphylactic Armageddon: Totally nuts for Koeze Cream-Nut Peanut Butter, Zingerman’s Butter Toasted Peanuts, Zzang!® Original Bar with Peanuts |
Anaphylactic Armageddon: Totally nuts for Koeze Cream-Nut Peanut Butter, Zingerman’s Butter Toasted Peanuts, Zzang!® Original Bar with Peanuts |
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Month 3 |
High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories, with a Buenos Aires Dulce de Leche Brownie, Rabitos Chocolate Covered Spanish Figs, Manchester Double Cream Cheese |
High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories, with a Buenos Aires Dulce de Leche Brownie, Rabitos Chocolate Covered Spanish Figs, Manchester Double Cream Cheese |
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Month 4 |
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Lactose Intolerance: Real cheese, with Parmigiano-Reggiano Cheese, Farmhouse Gouda Cheese, Great Lakes Cheshire Cheese |
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Month 5 |
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Hypertensive Episode: Salt where it should be, salt where it maybe shouldn't be. Sea-salt Topped Pecan Blondie, Celtic Sea Salt Caramels, Salt-cured Salami |
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Month 6 |
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Know Carbs: Baked by Zingerman's, Paesano Bread, Farm Bread 3 pound round, Ginger Jump-Up Molasses Cookie |
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Free Shipping |
$125 |
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"For the politically incorrect."
Charles Passy, Wall Street Journal
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