Forbidden Foods Club

The most dangerous food club in America.

A monthly subscription to diet-busting, allergy-inducing, religious-lawbreaking foods.

These are the foods you've been warned off. They're too rich. They're too salty. Their hooves are too cloven. But oh, are they ever delicious.

Send this to somone who likes a joke and eats for pleasure, not principle.

Like all our monthly clubs, it ships for free.

  Three Months Six Months
Month 1 Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork, including Broadbent Sausage, Arkansas Peppered Bacon, Mo's Bacon Bar Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork, including Broadbent Sausage, Arkansas Peppered Bacon, Mo's Bacon Bar
Month 2 Lactose Intolerance: Real cheese. Parmigiano-Reggiano Cheese, Farmhouse Gouda Cheese, Great Lakes Cheshire Cheese Lactose Intolerance: Real cheese. Parmigiano-Reggiano Cheese, Farmhouse Gouda Cheese, Great Lakes Cheshire Cheese
Month 3 High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories. Buenos Aires Dulce de Leche Brownie, Rabitos Chocolate Covered Spanish Figs, Manchester Double Cream Cheese High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories. Buenos Aires Dulce de Leche Brownie, Rabitos Chocolate Covered Spanish Figs, Manchester Double Cream Cheese
Month 4   Vegan Villains: Nor'easter Cheddar, Spencer's Irish Bacon, Portuguese Sardines
Month 5   Hypertensive Episode: Salt where it should be, salt where it maybe shouldn't be. Sea-salt Topped Pecan Blondie, Celtic Sea Salt Caramels, Salt-cured Salami
Month 6   Know Carbs: Baked by Zingerman's. Paesano Bread, Farm Bread 3 pound round, Ginger Jump-Up Molasses Cookie
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