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Forbidden Foods Club

The most dangerous food club in America.

A monthly subscription to diet-busting, allergy-inducing, religious-lawbreaking foods.

These are the foods you've been warned off. They're too rich. They're too salty. Their hooves are too cloven. But oh, are they ever delicious.

Send this to somone who likes a joke and eats for pleasure, not principle.

Like all our monthly clubs, it ships for free.

$10 extra per installment for shipments to Alaska or Hawaii.

Want to let the recipient know what they're in for? Download this card and give it to them in person!

"For the politically incorrect."
Charles Passy, Wall Street Journal

Forbidden Foods Club

G-FFC-3 3 month
  • Month 1:
    Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork Grandma Broadbent's Kentucky Breakfast Sausage, Arkansas Peppered Bacon, Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
  • Month 2:
    Lactose Intolerance: Real Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano, Great Lakes Cheshire, Dutch Gouda
  • Month 3:
    High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories Buenos Aires Brownies, Manchester Cheese, Spanish Chocolate Dipped Figs
  • $180
    Free shipping

    Forbidden Foods Club

    G-FFC-6 6 month
  • Month 1:
    Kosher Katastrof: Powered by pork Grandma Broadbent's Kentucky Breakfast Sausage, Arkansas Peppered Bacon, Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
  • Month 2:
    Lactose Intolerance: Real cheese Parmigiano Reggiano, Great Lakes Cheshire, Dutch Gouda
  • Month 3:
    High-Fat Holiday: Sweets and savories Buenos Aires Brownies, Manchester Cheese, Spanish Chocolate Dipped Figs
  • Month 4:
    Vegan Villains Cabot Zingerman's Cheddar, Spencer's Irish-Style Back Bacon, Portuguese Sardines
  • Month 5:
    Hypertensive Episode: Salt where it should be, salt where it maybe shouldn't be Pecan Blondies, Celtic Sea Salt Caramels, Borsellino Piccante Salami
  • Month 6:
    Know Carbs: Baked by Zingerman's Paesano Bread, Farm Bread - 3 Pound Round, Ginger Jump Up Molasses Cookie
  • $350
    Free shipping

    Randomly Generated Deliciousness

    Chocolate and Vanilla Coconut Macaroons

    $25
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    Pumpernickel Bread

    $9
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    Kitchen Starter Kit

    $200
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    Almost as Good As Grandma's Gift Basket

    $75 - $130
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